50 Ways to Say Goodbye Songtext
von Kidz Bop

My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I′ll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it′s not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good
That′s cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I′m gonna say

She flew out in an airplane
Out getting suntanned
It's like a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I′m no good at goodbyes!
She saw a shark under water
Letting no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye


My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I′ll find a love like yours (a love like yours)
She'll think I′m Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say

She was chased by a mudslide
Chased by a lion
She went away in a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I′m no good at goodbyes!
She camped up in the desert
Swam in a hot tub
Danced away at an Eastside night club
Help me, help me, I′m all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to
Love, but you don′t want to
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I′m gonna say
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I′m gonna say


She flew out in an airplane
Out getting suntanned
It's like a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She saw a shark under water
Letting no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I′m all out of lies

She was chased by a mudslide
Chased by a lion
She went away in a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I′m no good at goodbyes!
She camped up in the desert
Drown in a hot tub
Danced away at an Eastside night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye