Smash the Gaff Songtext
von Kid Kapichi

Work hard
Play fair
Low cholesterol
Full head of hair

Eat well
Don′t swear
Fill up the Volvo
With a thousand mile stare, thinkin'

I′m happy
So happy
So glad my
Mum had me
I'm lucky
So lucky
So happy

Baseball bat
Take that
Smash the gaff
Take that


He's at the village fair
He′s screaming "I don′t care!"
Inside his head, of course
Time flies with no remorse

He dreams of younger days
Late nights and escapades
Where did it all go wrong?
Inside his head he's thinking:

I′m happy
So happy
So glad my
Mother had me
I'm lucky
So lucky
So happy

Baseball bat
Take that
Smash the gaff
Take that

Baseball bat
Take that
Smash the gaff
Take that


Baseball bat!
Take that!
Smash the gaff!
Take that!