The Greek Wedding Songtext
von Kevin Bloody Wilson

Spiros and Athena, they met at the village fair
He was bald as bowling ball, and she was thick with hair
He won ribbons for his prized goats
First year that he win, she won her heart
When she picked up them goats and carried them home for him
They both got drunk on uzo she said yes when he proposed
Now he finally get to fuck a woman instead of fucking goats

And Athena is getting a vagwax for the wedding
A special gift for Spiros when they ring those wedding bells
Athena is getting a vagwax for the wedding
And her monobrow, her mustache, back and butt crack waxed as well


Athena had young sister named Katrina, she was hot
Sexy, slim and beautyfull, all things Athena is not
Just one week before the wedding when Spiros make a call
He parked his bicycle against the fence and knocked upon the door
Young Katrina answered naked, he could not believe his luck
She smiled at him seductively, all he could say was "Fuck!"
Holy bloody fuck
Then she whispered

Athena is getting a vagwax for the wedding
A special gift for Spiros when they ring those wedding bells
Athena is getting a vagwax for the wedding
And her monobrow, her mustache, back and butt crack waxed as well

But Spiros spun around and started running towards the gate
When Athena′s mom and dad popped up shouting "Spiros wait!"
Young Katrina was just testing you, and now we know for sure
You're the special man our family want to be our son-in-law
Again he wiped his brow and thought how lucky can I be?
I was running to get condom hid beneath bicycle seat

While Athena is getting a vagwax for the wedding
A special gift for Spiros when they ring those wedding bells
Athena is getting a vagwax for the wedding
And her monobrow, her mustache, back and butt crack waxed as well
And her monobrow, her mustache, back and butt crack waxed as well