Silent Wife Songtext
von Kevin Bloody Wilson
Silent Wife Songtext
Silent Wife
Laringitis
Thank you baby Jesus
All is quiet
Doctor said could be four or five weeks
She′ll be down to a whisper unable to speak
Sweet heavenly peace, sweet heavenly peace
Silent Wife
Laringitis
Highly contagious but it's working out fine
Called her family and cancelled our Christmas Barby
Go annoy someone else you mob of free loading bastards
Sweet heavenly peace, sweet heavenly peace
Silent Wife
Laringitis
If you don′t eat you don't shit
If you don't shit you die
Serve fresh set of buns with hot chicken soup
If there′s some left over she can have some too
Sweet heavenly peace, sweet heavenly peace
Silent Wife
Laringitis
I′m doing me best hoping she'll be alright
Rectal thermometer slipped out of her bum
Wiped it on her nighty slipped it under her tounge
Sweet heavenly peace, sweet heavenly peace
Silent Wife
Laringitis
Hired a hot spunky nurse
Finally got it right
Make sure the missus gets plenty of sleep
So it′s Prozac for her and bedbaths for me
Sweet heavenly peace, sweet heavenly peace
Sweet heavenly peace, sweet heavenly peace
Laringitis
Thank you baby Jesus
All is quiet
Doctor said could be four or five weeks
She′ll be down to a whisper unable to speak
Sweet heavenly peace, sweet heavenly peace
Silent Wife
Laringitis
Highly contagious but it's working out fine
Called her family and cancelled our Christmas Barby
Go annoy someone else you mob of free loading bastards
Sweet heavenly peace, sweet heavenly peace
Silent Wife
Laringitis
If you don′t eat you don't shit
If you don't shit you die
Serve fresh set of buns with hot chicken soup
If there′s some left over she can have some too
Sweet heavenly peace, sweet heavenly peace
Silent Wife
Laringitis
I′m doing me best hoping she'll be alright
Rectal thermometer slipped out of her bum
Wiped it on her nighty slipped it under her tounge
Sweet heavenly peace, sweet heavenly peace
Silent Wife
Laringitis
Hired a hot spunky nurse
Finally got it right
Make sure the missus gets plenty of sleep
So it′s Prozac for her and bedbaths for me
Sweet heavenly peace, sweet heavenly peace
Sweet heavenly peace, sweet heavenly peace
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