I Gave Up Wanking Songtext
von Kevin Bloody Wilson

I′ve give up wanking this morning I never thought that
I could I'm feelin better already and this time I′m off
It for good When I first wanked I's thought I's so
Clever And all of me makes, they were mugs Thought I
Was the first bloke here on earth who′d ever played
With his slug It was me own little secret and I never
Told anyone and the feelin′ I got the first time I shot
Was like chooks flyin' out o′ me bum so I'm givin′ up
Wanking... tomorrow I never thought that I could then I
Won't get these bad headaches and then I′ll be off it
For good I've wanked in some unlikely places the
Shower, the beach and pool a dunny, a tram a dunny and
The pictures and ebiology classes at school and once me
Grandmother caught me wankin' meself in me room but to
Her suprise I just shut me eyes and Imagined her
Standin′ there nude I′mgivin' up wanking... next


Tuesday I never thought that I could and then I won′t
Skwint like I do now and then I'll be off it for good
Mw dad says it′s gonna take willpower ther really is no
Easy trick I honetly thought I'dneed surgeryto help get
Me hand ogff me dick me dad′s been a great inspiration
He really has been a great help he knows what I go
Though and just what yo do cause he give it up yester'd
Himself so I'm givin′ up wanking next erid′ I never
Thought that I could and then I'll be off it for good
So if you don′t wank you're a lair and a fool if you
Say that you do so next time you see, prince charles on
Tv remember he wanks himself too so I′m givin' up
Wanking come christmas I never thought that I could and
I′ll sell me dog and me white cane and then I'II throw
Away me dark glasses and then I'll be off it for good
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