20 Percent Cooler Songtext
von Ken Ashcorp

Yeah, I own this beat
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, gettin′ hoarse at the mic
We're gettin′ 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out
Callin' my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up
We′re gettin′ 20 percent cooler

Seven colors in your hair
Get your boots on, dear, 'cause we′re going out there
Don't care ′bout the dress code
Put it on, let's go
Girls go wild ′cause we're going al fresco

Ha! No need to perform
Hands on our bodies, gonna keep our skills warm
We need social reform 'cause we′re just so criminal
Linguist subliminal, damages minimal


Top percentile, largest fraction
Massive attraction, girl-on-girl action
Stop that, I′m gonna need a redaction
Drop that, you already got your reaction
Me? I'm gonna keep on smilin′
You? You're gonna need restylin′
I got the quote back from the jeweler
You're gettin′ 20 percent cooler

Yeah, I own this beat
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, gettin' hoarse at the mic
We're gettin′ 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out
Callin′ my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up

We′re gettin' 20 percent cooler
We′re gettin' 20 percent cooler
We′re gettin' 20 percent cooler
We're gettin′ 20 percent cooler
We′re gettin' 20 percent cooler


Shh, reduce that treble
There′s an eight or nine who think they're on my level
Like a rebel in a bunker gettin′ shelled with a mortar
Bump up and down 'cause I think you ought to
Place your hand on my thigh
Don′t be coy, I can hear you sigh
Grinding your hips, I'll be flashin' my pink
And in ten seconds flat, you′ll be back with a drink

(Whoo!) Bring out the Bacardi!
Twilight Sparkle up in the party
Tap that, like a phone in the Cold War
Room on the third floor, knockin′ at my front door
Me? I'm kind of a rarity
You? Work that dexterity
Lean back now, here′s what I meant
Gettin' cooler by 20 percent

Yeah, I own this beat
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, gettin′ hoarse at the mic
We're gettin′ 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out
Callin' my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up

We′re gettin′ 20 percent cooler
We're gettin′ 20 percent cooler
We're gettin′ 20 percent cooler
We're gettin′ 20 percent cooler
We're gettin' 20 percent cooler

Yeah, I own this beat
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, gettin′ hoarse at the mic
We′re gettin' 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out
Callin′ my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up
We′re gettin' 20 percent cooler