Dead Man Songtext
von Justin Magnaye

Bro I′m hoping that you don't kill me
By the time that you hear this song
Or even after
But I wanted to write about this situation
Cuz it′s honestly pretty funny

I never learned to take my time
Always acting crazy or a little shady
Then I put it in a rhyme
Slap it on a beat then blast it on the speakers
Every time I meet another's eyes
Playin with these haters never be ashamed but
I get sad when you go say goodbye hm

I could be your hot choc mellow on the top but
Warm enough to give a good time
Truth is I am crushing
Sometimes got me blushing
Yet her brother never would comply

What's gonna suck is if your bro ends up hating me
Because we′re best friends and I will be a dead man walking


Yeah I am a dead man dead man what do I do
When my heart′s on a string and I am crushing on you
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man boy am I screwed nah
Never really thought it through
Yeah I am a dead man dead man what do I do
When my heart′s on a string and I'm crushing on you
Yeah I′m a dead man dead man boy am I screwed
Never really thought it through

Bro I'm really sorry
Situation′s got me
In a maze that I cannot escape
Hit me with a mug shot
Arrested on the spot cuz
I just wanna take her on a date
Here we go again I am stuck in my own denial
This resuscitation on my heart a new revival
Feel like Imma faint get a nurse to check all my vitals
But I'm kinda thinking it over again

What's gonna suck is if your bro ends up hating me
Because we′re best friends and I will be a dead man walking


Yeah I′m a dead man dead man what do I do
When my best friend's sister too good to be true
Yeah I′m a dead man dead man boy am I screwed
Never really thought it through
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man what do I do
When my best friend′s sister too good to be true
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man boy am I screwed
Never really thought it through

Placid ballad
Restin′ in peace
I carved my casket plastic
Girl got me sleep you caught me napping
Fillin' up the air with all these gases
This ain't a habit but a passion
Fasten up cuz it′s overdrive and he′s added
Magic I am the rabbit inside his hat how classic
Damn taking a step too far
Waking up I'm probably seeing stars

Yeah I′m a dead man dead man what do I do
When my best friend's sister too good to be true
Yeah I′m a dead man dead man boy am I screwed
Never really thought it through
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man what do I do
When my best friend′s sister too good to be true
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man boy am I screwed
Never really thought it through

I'm sorry
Uhm
This is a joke
This is all a joke
This song′s a joke
Uh
Just please don′t kill me