A Cup of Coffee Songtext
von Julian Moon

1, 2, 3, 4

Whoa, slow down
Take it easy
There′s a long line behind you
Lower your voice please

I know it's my job to make it the way you want it
Like a raspberry mocha
Or a caffe macchiato
Or a non-fat one-pump vanilla latte with two add-shots of espresso

Relax and put it in perspective
I mean really

It′s just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Is it really gonna break your day
If it's not exactly your way?
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
You′ll get another one for free, but don′t take it out on me
It's just a fucking cup of coffee


Hey, okay
I get you′re really pissed
But you're overreacting
Being ridiculous

Is it a little too much of this?
Or not quite enough of that?
Is it too hot to sip it?
Is it not non-fat?

Did your house burn down?
Did your dog die?
Did you catch your husband in the act?

Come on, it′s not the end of the world
I mean, really

It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Is it really gonna break your day
If it′s not exactly your way?
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
You'll get another one for free, but don′t take it out on me
It′s just a fucking cup of coffee

I wish I could punch you in the face
But I can't
I wish I could stand up on this counter and rant
But I can′t


Instead I have to say
"Have a nice day!"
But by the way

It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Is it really gonna break your day
If it′s not exactly your way?
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
You′ll get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
It's just a fucking cup of coffee
Oh it′s just a fucking cup of coffee