The Mob Rap Songtext
von JT Music

Ladies and gentlemen, we′re back

You guys forgot me last time, but you won't forget me now
You′ll find me in the Ender, in a dark place underground
Flying around, swooping down at any intruders in my house
You'll need a lot of luck to get here, but you'll need more getting out

I′m from the Nether, man, all I do is rave
This is why I′m high 'cause I love to blaze
Getting smoky, spittin′ flames
Take a Blaze Rod, bro, you'll be usin′ it for days

Slime and Magma here, just a-hoppin' if you can tell
I′m gonna surprise you when you're mining and you'll find me down in Hell
Oh, snap, if you attack, we split in half to no end
Magma Cube, what′s up, Slime? Time to bounce, my friend

Gotta make a run (run), gotta get away (way)
Hide inside a cave and wait inside until its day
Then I′ll have my fun (fun), when I know its safe (safe)
Survival is all I know, it's the Minecraft way
Grampa always told me it was rough out there
Now I′m climbing and mining and hiding and I can't get all these mobs out of my hair


This is what you get for treating chickens like shit
I′ll sneak into your house and overpopulate it with a bunch of baby chicks
When you come home from a long day of work, you're gonna pull out all your hair
I′m laying eggs like a boss, giving birth everywhere

You've heard from me before, but I've come back right on time
When I heard this funky beat, I knew I just had to drop a rhyme
As you recall I′m quite a marksman with my arrows and my bow
So you′ll want to have protection when you receive my many blows

You'll hear me grunting, but I′m not taking a dump
Even though I smell like someone who just took a dump
I'm the undead douchebag, slamming your door with my nuts
I′m here to eat your face, your legs, your arms, and even your butts

Crawling and hissing, attacking you swiftly
Harassing anything that happens to be living
My mission is simple, kill everything
Quickly finishing you, I'll bet you′re jumping and sprinting
For miles and now the mobs are winning
And you can never stop 'em 'cause nobody steps on us

Make way for Iron Golem, throw you in the air like a little tiny toy
Pick things up and throw them down, I am big and I destroy
You mess with my village, you will certainly be screwed
I can′t do squat for myself, so thanks for the help, dude


Gotta make a run (run), gotta get away (way)
Hide inside a cave and wait inside until its day
Then I′ll have my fun (fun), when I know its safe (safe)
Survival is all I know, it's the Minecraft way
Grampa always told me it was rough out there
Now I′m climbing and mining and hiding and I can't get all these mobs out of my hair

I just love swimming under the sea
And I never bother anybody
I just love swimming in the ocean

Screw you, Squid, the Creeper′s back in this hizzy
If you don't like getting blown up, then you should run away quickly
If you don′t have good shelter, then you should probably get busy
I'm gonna blow off your face as soon as you try to hit me (bleh)

Um, um, excuse me, where are you from, sir?
You don't need to know, but you′re not on the roster
We like to keep track of all the mobs that come through
You do not need to know, well, I′m sorry, but I do
Just your name will be fine
Walk away or you will die
If you're a mob, what kind?
People call me Herobrine
Oh my God, everybody run

I am the spirit of Minecraft, no one can touch me
Even when you think you′re alone, you feel like something is watching
And if you see my name, you should run while you can
I will rip through the Earth 'til I find where you stand
And before I was like this, you must understand
I was no different than you, I used to be a man

Thank you