Don’t Put Me in a Corner Songtext
von JT Music ft. Andrea Storm Kaden
Don’t Put Me in a Corner Songtext
So I heard another boy went missing, the poor kid
Not to be poignant, but I wish I′d ignored it, 'cause
I didn′t even believe in witches before this
But now it's time to get my pitchfork and a torch
It's three o′clock in the mornin′
I probably oughta be snorin'
Instead, I′m gettin' lost in a forest
Don′t call me Goldilocks, I don't want any porridge (yuck)
Like I give a fuck which bowl′s the coldest, hottest or warmest!
I got bigger problems, should've gotten insurance
For this trip, 'cause now I′m missin′, someone report it
Sure hope the cops brought a lot of chalk for my corpse
If they find it, it'll be divided up into portions! (Ew)
Chopped and tossed into a bubbling cauldron
Along with body parts, possibly belonging to orphans
The moment that you start runnin′ low on your resources
You're only in survival mode, totally robbed of endorphins!
I′ve stumbled upon a cacophonous chorus
Of the awfulest noises, there's a knot in my organs
But I got my dog, at least
And I keep him off the leash
If he′s barkin' up a tree, you don't wanna ignore him!
I got a feelin′ there′s some ominous force
This Godforsaken nature walk couldn't be farther from borin′
I found a house with every orifice boarded (ooh)
I think it might be haunted, should I knock on the door?
Witch!
Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumpin′?
Don't put me in a corner
Hair-raiser, got your heart rate pumpin′
Don't put me in a corner
Roll camera, hope your nose is runnin'
Got a tissue? ′Cause I really could afford one
Turn around, I wanna show you somethin′
No thanks, I'm looking at the corner
Starin′ at the wallpaper, 'cause I adore it
But I think these support beams need some reinforcement
This shithole′s a little more than just a fixer-upper
If I were you, I'd put it on the market, get another
You could probably find a squatter, or list it for rent
But if you move, Mrs. Witch, tell me which way you went
′Cause, I don't need to see you, I can picture it in my head
I mean, look at me I'm already pitching a tent!
I know that I never should′ve been holdin′ her totem
I saw the writing on the walls, but I don't know who wrote ′em
I really thought I had balls, but I'm not so bold in the scrotum
I wanna go back home and crack open a cold one!
Military training didn′t prepare me at all
I'm converting my k-nine into a therapy dog
Come here, Bullet, stay put and wide awake until daytime
With Daddy in the corner, we′ll be watchin' the paint dry!
Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumpin′?
Don′t put me in a corner
Hair-raiser, got your heart rate pumpin'
Don′t put me in a corner
Roll camera, hope your nose is runnin'
Got a tissue? ′Cause I really could afford one
Turn around, I wanna show you somethin'
No thanks, I′m looking at the corner
Yo, Goldilocks, you better be scared, bitch
This predicament's worse than your "Three Bears" sitch
It's timeout for you, does that seem fair, kids?
Unless you dare turn to face me, the Blair Witch!
I′m gonna make you take a walk down memory lane
′Cause, I'm a devil manifesting your shame
Remember everything wretched, you′re gettin' less and less sane
You′re never finding the exit when I am letting you stay
Setting the stage, and you've been cast in the play
The final act is beginning, and it′s a tragedy, yay!
You want someone to blame for all this? Take a hint, dunce
Go sit in the corner, forget the witch-hunts
Listen to my voice, follow the call
If you simply give it time, promise you'll become enthralled
I see it in your eyes, you don't wanna die at all
But tellin′ me to stop? Better off talkin′ to a wall!
Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumpin′?
Don't put me in a corner
Hair-raiser, got your heart rate pumpin′
Don't put me in a corner
Roll camera, hope your nose is runnin′
Got a tissue? 'Cause I really could afford one
Turn around, I wanna show you somethin'
No thanks, I′m looking at the corner
Don′t put me in a corner
Don't put me in a corner
Don′t put me in a corner
Did I mention? I'm naked!
Whoa, really?
Not to be poignant, but I wish I′d ignored it, 'cause
I didn′t even believe in witches before this
But now it's time to get my pitchfork and a torch
It's three o′clock in the mornin′
I probably oughta be snorin'
Instead, I′m gettin' lost in a forest
Don′t call me Goldilocks, I don't want any porridge (yuck)
Like I give a fuck which bowl′s the coldest, hottest or warmest!
I got bigger problems, should've gotten insurance
For this trip, 'cause now I′m missin′, someone report it
Sure hope the cops brought a lot of chalk for my corpse
If they find it, it'll be divided up into portions! (Ew)
Chopped and tossed into a bubbling cauldron
Along with body parts, possibly belonging to orphans
The moment that you start runnin′ low on your resources
You're only in survival mode, totally robbed of endorphins!
I′ve stumbled upon a cacophonous chorus
Of the awfulest noises, there's a knot in my organs
But I got my dog, at least
And I keep him off the leash
If he′s barkin' up a tree, you don't wanna ignore him!
I got a feelin′ there′s some ominous force
This Godforsaken nature walk couldn't be farther from borin′
I found a house with every orifice boarded (ooh)
I think it might be haunted, should I knock on the door?
Witch!
Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumpin′?
Don't put me in a corner
Hair-raiser, got your heart rate pumpin′
Don't put me in a corner
Roll camera, hope your nose is runnin'
Got a tissue? ′Cause I really could afford one
Turn around, I wanna show you somethin′
No thanks, I'm looking at the corner
Starin′ at the wallpaper, 'cause I adore it
But I think these support beams need some reinforcement
This shithole′s a little more than just a fixer-upper
If I were you, I'd put it on the market, get another
You could probably find a squatter, or list it for rent
But if you move, Mrs. Witch, tell me which way you went
′Cause, I don't need to see you, I can picture it in my head
I mean, look at me I'm already pitching a tent!
I know that I never should′ve been holdin′ her totem
I saw the writing on the walls, but I don't know who wrote ′em
I really thought I had balls, but I'm not so bold in the scrotum
I wanna go back home and crack open a cold one!
Military training didn′t prepare me at all
I'm converting my k-nine into a therapy dog
Come here, Bullet, stay put and wide awake until daytime
With Daddy in the corner, we′ll be watchin' the paint dry!
Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumpin′?
Don′t put me in a corner
Hair-raiser, got your heart rate pumpin'
Don′t put me in a corner
Roll camera, hope your nose is runnin'
Got a tissue? ′Cause I really could afford one
Turn around, I wanna show you somethin'
No thanks, I′m looking at the corner
Yo, Goldilocks, you better be scared, bitch
This predicament's worse than your "Three Bears" sitch
It's timeout for you, does that seem fair, kids?
Unless you dare turn to face me, the Blair Witch!
I′m gonna make you take a walk down memory lane
′Cause, I'm a devil manifesting your shame
Remember everything wretched, you′re gettin' less and less sane
You′re never finding the exit when I am letting you stay
Setting the stage, and you've been cast in the play
The final act is beginning, and it′s a tragedy, yay!
You want someone to blame for all this? Take a hint, dunce
Go sit in the corner, forget the witch-hunts
Listen to my voice, follow the call
If you simply give it time, promise you'll become enthralled
I see it in your eyes, you don't wanna die at all
But tellin′ me to stop? Better off talkin′ to a wall!
Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumpin′?
Don't put me in a corner
Hair-raiser, got your heart rate pumpin′
Don't put me in a corner
Roll camera, hope your nose is runnin′
Got a tissue? 'Cause I really could afford one
Turn around, I wanna show you somethin'
No thanks, I′m looking at the corner
Don′t put me in a corner
Don't put me in a corner
Don′t put me in a corner
Did I mention? I'm naked!
Whoa, really?
Writer(s): John Gelardi, Timothy Ames Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
