Abominable Snowman in the Market Songtext
von Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers

Well look, see
There′s an abominable snowman in the supermarket
And apparently the housewives
Have never seen anything like that before
Hear the housewives complaining to the manager
Get that snow thing out of this store
Abominable snowman in the market
That's right, you heard me right, gang
And the housewives, they all remarking
Looks like a dirty marshmallow with fangs
Well, there′s an abominable snowman in the market
Now he's down by the peas and carrots
Abominable snowman in the market
And they cannot chase him away
Abominable snowman in the market
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Abominable snowman in the market
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
See, there's an abominable snowman in the market
And the situation is grave


Well, the housewives hurt and confuse him
And I can′t see him treated this way
Well, there′s an abominable snowman in the market
And I think he's a real nice guy
I like the snowman, I want to help him out
I don′t want to see him hurt this way
Well, Abominable snowman in the market
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Abominable snowman in the market
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Look, we have to talk to this abominable snowman man
And we have to say something that he can understand
There's an abominable snowman in the market
And he′s doin' better every day
I know it′s helped him to have a more tolerant feeling
And I like to see him treated this way
Well, there's an abominable snowman in the market
And he's down by the peas and carrots
There′s an abominable snowman in the market
And that is what I now say
Abominable snowman in the market
All right, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Abominable snowman in the market
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
There′s an abominable snowman in the market
Down by the peas and carrots
Abominable snowman in the market
He just arrived by plane yesterday
There's an abominable snowman in the market
And the housewives never seen something like that before
Housewives treat him like a stranger
They want him away from the supermarket door
Abominable snowman in the market
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Abominable snowman in the market