Podsafe Christmas Song Songtext
von Jonathan Coulton

Ok guys, everyone ready to sing the song?
Yeah! Let′s do it! You know it, JC!
Great, now remember it's almost Christmas
And nobody has any Podsafe Christmas music
So we have, that′s your motivation here
Uh, C.C Chapman, are you ready?
Ready as I'll ever be!

And uh, Len and Nora from Jawbone, good to go?
Woo-hoo!
Let's do this!
And uh, Adam Curry, skyping in from the helicopter
Flying somewhere above your golden palace
You all patched in there, Adam? Adam? Adam!
What? I′m right here!

We want a Podsafe Christmas song
We want a song that′s safe to play
Don't think us rude
We don′t wanna get sued
By the thugs at the RIAA


We have been good the whole year long
Santa don't delay
Give us a Podsafe Christmas song
To celebrate Christmas day

Ok, pretty good guys, except uh
Adam, you sounded a little bit like
You were rushing it there at the end
Uh, you know what I mean, buddy?
Whatever dude!
Alright, well, I can′t say I care for the attitude
But you know, just pay attention next time

Now, uh, the rest of you (me-me-me-me-me-me!)
I just wanted to go over
Adam, Adam, did you just say something to me?
No
Huh, that's funny
I thought I heard you say something
No, I didn′t!


Look, I don't want to go through this with you again
We're here to sing a song about Podsafe Christmas music
And I, I just want everyone to do their best, you know
I mean, can you just gimme a little effort?
He-he-he-he
Shut up C.C!
Adam, just gimme a little effort, ok?
Adam? Adam? Adam!
Jesus what?

We want a Podsafe Christmas song
We want a song that′s safe to play
Don′t think us rude
We don't wanna get sued
By the thugs at the RIAA

We have been good the whole year long
Santa don′t delay
Give us a podsafe Christmas song
To celebrate Christmas day

Hey, nice job you guys
Really, you nailed it
Thanks, JC! (Nailed it)
You nailed it
Nailed it!
Yeah, not too shabby!
Nailed it!

I don't wanna speak too soon
But uh, we may have saved Christmas
Special thanks to you, Adam, for paying attention
Ah, screw you
Yeah, I′ll see you tomorrow at rehearsal?
Yeah, you'll see me tomorrow at rehearsal