Texas Funeral Songtext
von Jon Wayne

Can you turn me up?
Turn me up full

I went into a bar just the other night
Boy, I got into one hell of a fight
I think I might have broken my jaw
The very next morning, somebody stole my car

My wife left home ′bout a week ago
She stole the kids, and she took all my dough
She peed on the carpet, and she shot my horse
Now things are gone from better to bad to worse


Texas and whiskey
Whiskey from Texas
Texas
Texas whiskey

Oh, I went to daddy's funeral just the other day
It′s just been three short days since he passed away
Seems he died from having too much to drink
That's how his truck ended up in the drink

Texas and whiskey
Funerals and Texas
Whiskey and funerals
Texas and whiskey
Funerals
Texas funerals

Ah, shit
I fucked it all up