Dinner With Drac, Part 1 Songtext
von John Zacherle

A dinner was served for three
At dracula′s house by the sea
The hors d'oeurve were fine
But i choked on my wine
When i learned that the main course was me!
The waitress a vampire named perkins
Was so very fond of small gherkins
While serving tea
She ate 43
Which pickled her internal workings!
Igor the scalpels go on the left with the pitchforks
Igor, igor...
What a swimmer is dracula′s daughter But her pool looks more red than it oughter
The blood stains the boats
But it's easy to float
Because blood is much thicker than water!
Instrumental interlude
Dracula old friend how are things in transylvania
For dessert there was batwing confetti
And the veins of a mummy named betty
I first frowned upon it
But with ketchup on it
It tasted very much like spaghetti!
Goodnight whatever you are!