My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada Songtext
von John Tartaglia

Oh I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!
She couldn′t be sweeter I wish you could meet her! My girlfriend who lives in Canada.
Her name is Alberta she lives in Vancouver she cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover (hahaha)
I email her every single day
Just to make sure that everything's okay
It′s a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!
Last week she was here but she had the flu, too bad,
Cause I wanted to introduce her to you! It's so sad... There wasn't a thing that she could do but stay in bed...
With her legs up over her head! Oh!
I wish you could meet my girlfriend, but you can′t because she is in Canada.
I love her I miss her I can′t wait to kiss her so soon I'll be off to Alberta!
...I mean Vancouver! Shit her name is Alberta she lives in Vancou-
She′s my girlfriend! My wonderful girlfriend! Yes I have a girlfriend!
Who lives in Canada!
And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!