The Croc Needs a Doc Songtext
von John Edmond

Oh the king of the crocodiles was dying
And he thought that it was far too soon
But the witchdoctor said Oh I can save you
If you get me the heart of a baboon
So the prince of the crocodiles swam downstream
To a place where on the bank there grew a tree
And he knew for many times he′d seen them
That's where the big baboons would be
Oh the croc needs a doc needs a doc real soon
But he also needs the heart of a big baboon
So he called from the river do you hear me
I′m talking to you baboons in the tree
Would any of you like to come a sailing
You can ride on my back and it's for free
So the leader of the pack said How exciting
I'd really love to have a little ride
So he hopped onto the croc and he said
Take me sailing to the other side
Oh the croc needs a doc needs a doc real soon
But he also needs the heart of a big baboon


When croc got to the middle of the river
He said Ah I have caught you very well
For the king of the crocodiles is dying
And he needs your heart to break the spell
But the big baboon said sorry I can′t help you
For I′ve left my heart upon yon tree
Take me back to the bank so I can fetch it
I'll be as quick as I can be
Oh the croc needs a doc needs a doc real soon
But he also needs the heart of a big baboon
So the croc fell for his little story
And he took the baboon back to the bank
And he watched as the big baboon was climbing
But he didn′t realize it was a prank
Then the croc said hurry up don't keep me waiting
The baboon said you forgot the golden rule
Just because somebody looks quite funny
You shouldn′t ever take them for a fool
Oh the croc needs a doc needs a doc real soon
But he also needs the heart of a big baboon