Come On, Teacher Songtext
von Joel Plaskett Emergency

Come on teacher, teach me something
Don′t just fill my head with nothing
No, no teacher, I'm still sitting
In this desk, no I′m not quitting
No, no teacher, I won't give up
I just hope that I can live up
To you're expectations of me
Teacher, you′ll be so proud of me


If I just don′t understand it
I should just be reprimanded
Make me stay here after school
While my friends go to the pool
Come on teacher, just admit it
You think that I will never get it
I'm the badass of your classroom
Well, now you′ve got a badass classroom
Come on teacher won't you tell me
Why somebody just don′t expel me
I am so much slower than the others
It's a good thing I don′t have any younger brothers

If for some reason I'm not present
Blame it on my adolescence
And if for some reason I am tardy
Well, it's cause I went out last night to party
And dans la french class je suis terrible
Apres l′ecole I′ll be coming up to see you
Oh, my coli ton je suis le grand mal
Tres fatigue de chaque los I'll go out and make heavy ′bout now

I just noticed something lately
I've been here since nineteen eighty
Oh, come on teacher, give me something
I′m on my hands and knees
Look at me please
I've been smoking
Round the back of the school

Ok Man um what do you think?
Alright, whatever