Captain Bryce Song Songtext
von Joe Wong

Oh, my name is Captain Bryce
And these are my rules

Don′t touch the wobble if it's pink
Or you will age until you think
If the wobble′s green like steam
You'll revert into a cream

If the wobble's red like rust
You′ll die and rot and then throw up
If a patch is colored than
Then your eyes will melt


Don′t touch the wobble if it's blue
′Cause your legs will look like that
If the wobble smells like flowers
Run real fast or we'll both die
If it′s brown, then it's okay
But don′t confuse brown with tan

When the wobble's neon green
Then I'm not sure what will happen
Thus concludes my list of rules
I am
Captain
Bryce

Wow, you′re a really good singer
Oh-ho-ho-ho, thank you, Clancy!