Constitutional Masturbation Songtext
von Job for a Cowboy

Taken by the benumbed hands of an overthrowing, fabricated God
Sadism is fashioned to derive pleasurable
And gratifying entertainment among indoctrinated soldiers
Sexually abusive torture is diminished to mere wretched amusement

Ordered to fragment the sanity of prisoners
Of an artificial war amidst a country of dystopia
The blameless are left in complete shackled isolation
Left to linger, and ultimately wither and rot
Fraudulent peacemakers withdraw any sense of morality
To plant the seeds of their own sadistic conceptions


This fabricated God reduces man to nothing more than a pile of waste
With this power, he banishes his followers
And sentences them to his own personal sins
He masturbates on the scriptures that hold
His kingdom together as one and lays it to shame

Taken by the benumbed hands of an overthrowing, fabricated God

Sadism is fashioned to derive pleasurable
And gratifying entertainment among indoctrinated soldiers
Sexually abusive torture is diminished to mere wretched amusement
Ordered to fragment the sanity of prisoners
Of an artificial war amidst a country of dystopia

With this power, he banishes his followers
And sentences them to his own personal sins
He masturbates on the scriptures that hold
His kingdom together as one and lays it to shame

This fabricated God reduces man to nothing more than a pile of waste