Weird Cousin Songtext
von Jimmy Fallon

He showed up on a motorcycle late on Christmas Eve
Says his name is Leon, but last year it was Steve
You don′t know if he has a job, and you don't care to ask
He spends the evening in the corner, sipping from a flask

He′s your weird cousin (your weird cousin)
Who's so fricking weird
Your weird cousin (your weird cousin)
He can't grow a beard
Your weird cousin (your weird cousin)
Everybody has a weird cousin
Your weird cousin (your weird cousin)
And you can′t help but love him

He shows up on a moped, his hair is soaking wet
He needs to borrow money, ′cause he lost his in a horse racing bet
He smells like gasoline mixed with the county fair
Spends the evening trying to sell the family Tupperware


He's your weird cousin (your weird cousin)
He′s so fricking strange
Your weird cousin (your weird cousin)
Think he might have mange
Your weird cousin (your weird cousin)
Everybody has a weird cousin
Your weird cousin (your weird cousin)
And you can't help but love him

Conspiracy theory time

The moon landing it wasn′t real, they staged it in LA
He believes the FBI is really the CIA
The president's a lizard and so are all the royals
We should all wear pointy hats made of aluminum foil

He′s your weird cousin (your weird cousin)
He's so fricking odd
Your weird cousin (your weird cousin)
How are you even related?
Your weird cousin (your weird cousin)
If you don't have a weird cousin
I′m sorry it′s true but look around the room
The weird cousin is you