The Elves Are Unionizing Songtext
von Jimmy Fallon

Elves have all been working
Working day and night on all the toys
For all the good girls and boys
Santa Claus is pacing
And his heart is racing
He knows it′s a crime
He don't pay them a dime

Situation is not surprising
This year, the elves are unionizing
Elves are unionizing

Down at Santa′s workshop
There's no health insurance for the elves
They gotta pay it themselves


Bureaucratic dehumanizing
This year, the elves are unionizing
Elves are unionizing

Corporations advertising
Christmas gets commercialized and
Santa's filled with holiday
′Cause he only works one day a year

Christmas Eve is coming
But there are no drums or dolls or bikes
The elves went on strike

Situation is not surprising
This year, the elves are unionizing
Elves are unionizing
Elves are unionizing