Hitting the Lotto Songtext
von Jim Guittard

Slam on your brakes
If that′s what it takes
It's easy if you try
Ya won′t have ta die or cry

As the person comes
Ya gotta scream out
"I want big sums!"
Then call up the cops

Hitting the Lotto
That's my motto
It's not too hard
When ya have the right card

Sit and wait at home
You can′t go on a roam
The check will be big
You′ll eat like a pig


What's the next scam?
Something with your fam?
Oh yeah, they′ve got dough
That's where I′ll go

Hitting the Lotto
That's my motto
It′s not too hard
When I have the right card

Call up your grandma
Get on the list
For the big Lotto
They've got it all

Drive over there
Say you really care
Wait for the money
Get it and hop like a bunny

Hitting the Lotto
That's my motto
It′s not too hard
When I have the right card


Do nothing
Look for the Lotto
It′s the best
Not really, it's a sham, scam