This Look Songtext
von Jim Gaffigan

Fish! I was in Israel!
Israel went down to breakfast
The entire breakfast buffet in Israel was fish
Different types of disgusting fish
I know it′s always comforting when a pale blonde guy is criticizing Israel

This is gonna go well
Grab your iPhone
It's ′This Look'
It's not easy looking like Hitler′s wet dream, alright?
This is not a good look
This is not the look you want for the tour of the Holocaust Museum
A bit of the Holocaust Museum in DC, I think everyone should go

I just suggest you don′t look like me
I was walking around people like, he did it!
That's the guy from the photo!
He′s not in Argentina, he's right here! Get him!


Actually, I′m too pale for Hitler, right?
Hitler been like, I said Aryan, not snowman
I mean, meet-me-halfway, people
By the way, that's how Hitler sounded
I′m Hitler baby, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The Hitler man came

I'm a very pale white guy
You know, I've got to be the victim of any type of discrimination
I′ve been the victim of someone assuming I′d enjoy a racist joke
Have you ever had that?
You're like, why would you think I′d want to hear that?
Hey, he looks like he'd enjoy a little hatred
Maybe this bigotry will brighten his day

If anyone would have a problem with people with pigmentation
Be the pale fella
But I know what I look like, I′m not saying I don't forget
You ever forget what you look like?
And then you walk in front of a mirror and you′re like
Oh, no! When did that happen?
Because during the day you're like, I'm Brad Pitt, I′m John Goodman
What′s wrong with John Goodman?