Easier to Be a Guy Songtext
von Jim Gaffigan

But it′s not that bad
It's easier to be a guy, anyway I mean no sexism
But just look day to day life of being a woman
Honestly, it looks too hard

Just hair wool
Some women have to deal with clot and colours and gooze
And potions
What do most guys have to deal with, their hair not having a mullet?
That′s all a guy have to do is not have a mullet, a plus
And there's still some guys that can't pull that off
Do not talk about my mullet Allen
No, you′ve got a good mullet


It′s easier to be a guy
Make up, some women wear make up
Most guys don't change their pants
′Cause their belt's in there
Are this jeans dirty? Is there a belt in there?
Ask me in 2019

And I′m not saying women are doing any of this things
To please or impress a man, but some of it self-inflict on
Like the eyebrow thing, I mean that's on you ladies
There′s not a person on this planet
That's simply going, "I'm looking for someone
Who′s removed 90 percent of their eyebrow hair"

I don′t even know what some of these ladies are going for
It's like, "I wanna look constantly surprised"
Like I′m a bandida baby, but it's a man′s world
I don't have a joke for that, I just wanna remind the ladies
I′m kidding

The weird thing is if you have little kids
If you have little boys, and little girls
You would never think it'll ever be a man's world
′Cause if you put a three-year-old boy next to a three-year-old girl
And you had to pick who′s gonna be in charge in the future
You won't be like, "The boy, the one chewing on the table"