Matchmaker Songtext
von Jerry Bock

Hodel:
Well, somebody has to arrange the matches,
Young people can′t decide these things themselves.
Chava:
She might bring someone wonderful----
Hodel:
Someone interesting----
Chava:
And well off----
Hodel:
And important---
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match
Chava:
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,


I'll bring the veil,
You bring the groom,
Slender and pale.
Bring me a ring for I′m longing to be,
The envy of all I see.
Hodel:
For Papa,
Make him a scholar.
Chava:
For mama,
Make him rich as a king.
Chava and Hodel:
For me, well,
I wouldn't holler
If he were as handsome as anything.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
Catch me a catch,
Night after night in the dark I'm alone
So find me match,
Of my own.
(spoken)
Tzeitel:
Since when are you in a match,
Chava? I thought you had your eye on your books.
(Hodel chuckles)
Tzeitel con′t:
And you have your eye on the Rabbi′s son.
Hodel:
Well, why not?
We have only one Rabbi and he has only one son.
Why shouldn't I want the best?
Tzeitel:

Because you′re a girl from a poor family.
So whatever Yenta brings, you'll take, right?
Of course right!
(throws scarf over her head, imitating Yenta)
(singing)
Hodel, oh Hodel,
Have I made a match for you!
He′s handsome, he's young!
Alright, he′s 62.
But he's a nice man, a good catch, true?
True.
I promise you'll be happy,
And even if you′re not,
There′s more to life than that---
Don't ask me what.
Chava, I found him.
Won′t you be a lucky bride!
He's handsome, he′s tall,
That is from side to side.
But he's a nice man, a good catch, right?
Right.
You heard he has a temper.
He′ll beat you every night,
But only when he's sober,
So you'll alright.
Did you think you′d get a prince?
Well I do the best I can.
With no dowry, no money, no family background
Be glad you got a man!
Chava:
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
You know that I′m
Still very young.
Please, take your time.
Hodel:
Up to this minute,
I misunderstood
That I could get stuck for good.
Chava and Hodel:
Dear Yenta,
See that he's gentle
Remember,
You were also a bride.
It′s not that
I'm sentimental
Chava and Hodel and Tzeitel:
It′s just that I'm terrified!
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Plan me no plans
I′m in no rush
Maybe I've learned
Playing with matches
A girl can get burned
So,
Bring me no ring
Groom me no groom
Find me no find
Catch me no catch
Unless he's a matchless match.