Pantywaister Songtext
von JbDubs

Sissy sissy fag
Sissy sissy fag fag
We is gon' be flyer than a stewardess on the rag
Call me what you like
Call me bitchy queen or dyke
Call me an abomination
I'll put your head on a spike

Tell me the truth
I'm a lady I'm a poof
I wax my chest and I trim my boof
When I flip to the news
It's Anderson Coop
And I think I bet his dick's like a donkey hoof

Now tell me tell me tell me
Does that make me a Pantywaister?
Now tell me tell me tell me
Does that make me a Pantywaister?


Everybody here say
Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Everybody here say
Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Everybody here say
Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Everybody here say
Eh-E-Eh-E
Eh-E-Eh-E
Yeah yeah yeah

Fairy fairy fruit
Fanny bandit cake
You live in your IKEA box
I own a house on a lake
Your IQ is destitute and
Every little point you make is moot
If I'm an owl than you a shrew
Who
Who who who who

Ow
You can call me Betty Boop
I'm a sexy starlet
You a bag of hot poop
Ow
This here's a Haiku
If I am Princess Jasmine
That makes you Goof Troop
Gawrsh


Tell me the truth
I'm a lady I'm a poof
I wax my chest and I trim my boof
When I flip to the news
It's Anderson Coop
And I think I bet his dick's like a donkey hoof

Now tell me tell me tell me
Does that make me a Pantywaister?
Now tell me tell me tell me
Does that make me a Pantywaister?

Everybody here say
Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Everybody here say
Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Everybody here say
Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Everybody here say
Eh-E-Eh-E
Eh-E-Eh-E
Yeah yeah yeah

Bitch you Meowth and I'm Pikachu
Open up your mouth and I'll shit into it
Yes I-I-I-I swear I'll do it
Call me a fag and I'll get to poo-ing

Ew
That's so nasty
While we at it you should get some rhinoplasty
Ugh
And maybe some vaginoplasty
Bitch you snatch look like a Cabbage Patch
Mmm

Tell me the truth
I'm a lady I'm a poof
I wax my chest and I trim my boof
When I flip to the news
It's Anderson Coop
And I think I bet his dick's like totally huge

Totally totally totally huge
I bet his dick's like totally huge
Total total total total totally huge
I bet I bet his dick's like totally huge

Do dat make me a Pantywaister?
Hmm yeah I think it do

Everybody here say
Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Everybody here say
Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Everybody here say
Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Everybody here say
Eh-E-Eh-E
Eh-E-Eh-E
Yeah yeah yeah