Fake Carreras Songtext
von Jaya the Cat

Six a.m., the sun is coming up
And I′m sitting on a bench in Westerpark with my fake carreras on
Well I'm feeling halfway spun, I′m singing with the bums
But there's a smile on my face man I got love for everyone
Cause when life gives me lemons
I make gin and tonics
And when things get fucked up
That's when I′m happiest

And I know what you′re thinking
That it looks like I've been up for weeks
And I′m sweating and I'm shaking but I′m smiling cause I know it's gonna be okay


So I′ll keep my slip flops on
You can keep your fucking job
And if you put me in a cubicle
I'll use it to hang my hammock up
And if ya kiss this frog
You ain't gonna get no prince
You′ll probably just get something
You need a prescription to fix

So when life gives you lemons
Just make gin and tonics
And when things get fucked up
That′s when we're happiest