The Babysitter Song (interlude) Songtext
von Jax

This is the girl I babysit
Hi I′m Chelsea and I'm the shit
Chelsea
Chelsea breaks a lot of rules if I′m honest
She wont tell my parents cause I made her promise
So were up past her bedtime writing a song
To talk about the things we don't tell her mom
My bedtime is 9 PM
It is currently 2 AM Sometimes I eat dessert before dinner
We both know you don't eat dinner
I text my boyfriend on my iPad
I′m gonna pretend I didn′t hear that
I told her I was allowed to watch rated R movies
Which wasn't true and her parents might sue me
I′ve seen boobies before
Bed, now