Tearjerker Songtext
von Jarvis Cocker & Chilly Gonzales

You are such a jerk
You are a tearjerker
You don′t need a girlfriend
You need a social worker

She's waiting at the airport
You′re in your hotel room
With someone who doesn't know you

Everybody always knew
The game that you were playing
You were fooling no one
So we're glad that you are paying


But still, she′s gonna cry
Yes, still, it′s gonna hurt her
But you are a tearjerker
You're such a jerk, yeah
A tearjerker
You′re such a jerk, yeah

These surfaces are shining
Anything wipes off them
These surfaces are hard
Nothing seems to mark them

Breakfast ends at 10 a.m.
Do you think we could be through by then?
'Cause breakfast is inclusive
Do you think I′m stupid?

I'm stupid
I′m stupid

You are such a jerk
You are a tearjerker