Shit, Shower, and Shave Songtext
von Jarinus

My baby says maybe tonight′s the night
She's gonna give me her love
You know it′ll feel so right
Until then if you need me
The bathroom's where I'll be
I′ve got one two three things I gotta do

I′m gonna shit shower and shave
I'm gonna shit shower and shave
I′m gonna shit shower and shave
I'm gonna shit shower and shave
Before I go out I′m gonna shit shower and shave

Well I'm the king of the throne
Agent number two
Then I get the loofah out
And my herbal mint shampoo
Well then I might use a Bic
Don′t give me none of your Shick
I've got a five-blade cartridge
And a handle the vibrates


I'm gonna shit shower and shave
I′m gonna shit shower and shave
I′m gonna shit shower and shave
I'm gonna shit shower and shave
Before I go out I′m gonna shit shower and shave

Shit
Shower
Shave
Linus pick up that guitar and talk to me

Well there's nothing worse than
Shave shower and shit
That′s when the feeling comes
And you're not expecting it
Ouch
Sometimes you just can′t win
You gotta jump in the shower again
That's why you gotta shit
Before you shower and shave

I'm gonna shit shower and shave
I′m gonna shit shower and shave
I′m gonna shit shower and shave
I'm gonna shit shower and shave
Before I go out I′m gonna shit shower and shave


I'm gonna shit shower and shave
I′m gonna shit shower and shave
I'm gonna shit shower and shave
I′m gonna shit shower and shave
Before I go out I'm gonna shit shower and shave