A Question of Volume & Taste Songtext
von James Booth & The Return

If you′re ever in need of a friendly reminder
Who ya call

Doctor Michael
Doctor Michael

When you're in need of a dart to stick to the wall

Doctor Michael
Doctor Michael

Chameleon hair
And a voice to match
Watch out, little chicken
Your eggs are gonna hatch

He′s go a way
With his magical phone
He'll drive you up
But don't leave him alone

When you′re in need
Of a dinner for three
Who do ya call


Doctor Michael
Doctor Michael

When you′re in need
Of a coachman
To take you to the ball

Doctor Michael
Doctor Michael

A red ideal and a book to read
Watch out little field, your plants
Are gonna seed

A spring in his step like a dying sun
You call him up I think you'll get stunned

I′ve got a new trick
The new trick is kind of a snitch
It's a bit of a wick of a candlestick
But you′ll like it just the same

Loud
You're Louder
You′re Loudest

YOU'RE LOUDER THAN GOD