Limpdick Songtext
von Jackyl

Why did Ruby take her love to town?
She must′ve wanted
Something bigger
Something better
Something longer
Something richer
Either way she rode it
To the top of Space Mountain

You can't walk a mile in my shoes
You limpdick little prick
That′s why she left you home
To play with your own
Cute little dipstick
Think you'll measure up
Better bring an extra long yardstick
You can't walk a mile in my shoes
You limpdick little prick


Why did Ruby take her love to town?
She needed a scratch
For her itch
It doesn′t make her less a bitch
No matter why she′s ready
To take a walk on the wild side

You can't walk a mile in my shoes
You limpdick little prick
That′s why she left you home
To play with your own
Cute little dipstick
Think you'll measure up
Better bring an extra long yardstick
You can′t walk a mile in my shoes
You limpdick little prick

Why did Ruby take her love to town?
She's on her way, ready to play
She′s playing it up
Ready to make that drop
She's on her way, ready to play
Ready to go big
Ready to feel alive another day
You can play
As for the day you gotta shake the hand
Of the man you little bitch


You can't walk a mile in my shoes
You limpdick little prick
That′s why she left you home
To play with your own
Cute little dipstick
Think you′ll measure up
Better bring an extra long yardstick
You can't walk a mile in my shoes
You limpdick little prick

You can′t walk a mile in my shoes
You limpdick little prick
That's why she left you home
Playing with your own
Little dipstick
Think you′ll measure up
Better bring that extra long yardstick
You can't walk a mile in my shoes
You limpdick little prick

Why did Ruby
Why did she take her love to town?
Welcome to Space Mountain
Woo