EVERYONE FRICKING DIES Songtext
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Hiya, and welcome back
I′m Johnny Johnson
Here again with Midday news
And today we have some special information
About this Hot Lemonade that's been sweeping the nation
Carol?
Thanks, Johnny
Practically the entire world population has been craving
This Hot Lemonade (garbled static)
Carol? Carol, I can′t hear you
I think, I think you're breaking up
Carol? Can you hear me?


Carol? (Oh, god)
Oh god!
THEY'RE COMING IN THE BACK DOOR
Ahh, ahhh, AHHHH (NO, NO, NO, NO)
OH YEAH
WHO WANTS HOT LEMONADE?
Ah
Oh, please! Help me, Johnny!
Uhh. Well. It would seem this is the last broadcast from
Midday News
Uh. Thanks for tuning in
Over and out