Natural 20 Songtext
von ilyAIMY

My woman she likes to tug on my beard
She says it helps keep a handle on me
And I can see that
As long as she′s gentle
I am a delicate thing

I only like the rough & tumble
When it's time to come & level up for the occasion
And so I′d say
That when I need some direction
My woman, she can tug on my beard

And I say to myself
"How'd I get so lucky?"
And my friends they all say
"Man, how'd you get so lucky?"
Well with Life I kissed the dice
And I rolled a natural 20


My woman she likes to drive
My woman she likes the sci fi
My woman drove us round 695 & down 29
To see Star Wars eight or nine times

But my woman she′s got her rage
She′s got opinions on lanes & Rey & orcs
We blasted past soccer moms & swerving husbands
And we were screaming
"That's not how the Force works!!!"

And I say to myself
"How′d I get so lucky?"
And my friends they all say
"Man, how'd you get so lucky?"
Well with Life I kissed the dice
And I rolled a natural 20

My woman she′s independent
Kind of worried about singing "my woman" when she finally hears this
She's either gonna love it or she′s gonna hate it
And if she hates it, no-one else will
Ever, ever, ever ever ever hear this
Maybe if I gave her a solo?
Not one of those pizz parts that she hates but one with her bow?
(Oh!)


So by way of preemptive apology
For accepted song forms with possessive terminology
Here we go with Kristen Jones on the cello

My woman she just likes board games
No RPGs no PC games no TV sports no psychodrama well
Scrabble yes, Paranoia no, she don't even care about Fallout Four
She just don't play those games

And I say to myself
"How′d I get so lucky?"
And my friends they all say
"Man, how′d you get so lucky?"
Well with Life I kissed the dice
And I rolled a natural 20

I rolled a natural 20