Joni: LA’s No. 1 Health Goth Songtext
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you wish you were
like her, like her

Joni is a punk babe, Joni is the 2nd wave
Joni is a black jean jacket, Joni′s in the first band
Joni has a cool hand, Joni knows the problem is systematic
Joni cut the door line, Joni doesn't have time
Joni lights a dart on stage, Joni′s on a juice cleanse
Joni doesn't need friends, 'cause Joni′s got the whole room trained

you wish you were
like her, like her

I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you

you wish you were
like her, like her


when Joni′s on a first date
Joni gets to third base
and when you wake up Joni's long gone
now Joni′s at the desert house
where only Joni sings loud
'cause Joni never wrote a bad song

you wish

I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you

Joni got a brand new mullet
fast and cool as a silver bullet and
she′s on yr couch
and she wants you to pull it

I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you
you wish you were
like her, like her