Bisexual Military Songtext
von Hypnotic Clambake

Excuse me sir can I choose my pet?
I can shoot an uzi use a bayonet
Drive a jeep or fly a jet
I′m qualified

The commander and chief said don't be ashamed
He said to them "we′re all the same"
A killer by no other name
Is qualified


Opposing forces don't realize
That I'm not here to compromise
My country I vow to protect
My lover tough I will select

I can show you four of my purple hearts
My scars are there from being torn apart
The bureaucrats can go to hell
I′m qualified

Other NATO forces have no test
You need only be your very best
Say pledge allegiance to the flag
But not if they think you′re a fag