Part 1: Samuel Brady, the Legend Songtext
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Captain Brady was a man
Not a hero, not a villain
But a man born in 1756
Died when he was 39
Known as Captain Samuel Brady
His father was a captain, too
His mother′s name was Mary
And they had thirteen babies
He did a lot of shitty things
He fought a bunch of battles
He probably got sunburned
And he hung out with the Founding Fathers


He killed a bunch of babies
And he killed a bunch of men and women
And spied on all his enemies
Who all hated the hell out of him
I'm probably always 100 feet
From where his treasure might be
I′ll never, ever find it
There's no 'X′ that marks the spot
I′ll run all day and never stop
His treasure's out there somewhere
And it′s not even for certain that it's really there
And it′s not even for certain that it's really there