Third Day of Christmas Songtext
von Homeboy Sandman

I am the legend
No comparison
Past and present
Kind and impassioned and compassionate, way past pleasant
No offense in the flesh in effect
Beneficent
Made it to the farmers market
Grew up the from the farting armpit
Word
I made it out the heart of darkness to the rent controlled apartment
My dogs be barking from so much walkin on water
In defiance of those tryna make the giant more shorter
I come out smiling if you put me in a corner
Till such course become the norm, you′re getting warmer
Metalurge a nickel to a Buffalo quarter
Skipping across the Canada and Buffalo border
The only way
To become a Jedi knight is have a Jedi day
A nice streak of those 'fore you decompose
I know that feeding souls is not in vogue that′s why I speak in code


God only knows
The usefulness of things to which I stand opposed
The reason that I don't be eating animals
And rep what matters most
That you will not be reading in The Post
So children start believing in adults
I am open to suggestions
The leading cause of cancer is to answer stupid questions
It's God that understand the plan that I′m destined
Being off the gram make me all clandestine
And out of the loop
No wonder I′m never jumpy or jumping through hoops
I just watched
Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon it was way cool
Shout to universal truths I knew in grade school
Not the type to make a mountain out of a mole hill
But am the type to make an ocean out of a wade pool
That was today's jewel
Horses and donkeys fall in love and they make mules and whinnies
I′m about spreading love and so I make rounds of towns and cities
Fist bump adults and kiddies
And stand up for pups and kitties
Been to the puppet show and seen the strings
But can't talk people into things
Try as I might
So I′ll just be there for them
They're going to do what they like
Some people seem to think that I am out of my mind
But I do not mind the stares
Some people tell me that I am ahead of my time
But the time is not mine it′s theirs
My niece made fun of me about my old phone
Made me recognize the situation's full blown
Hardly been a year since she had got one of her own
She was barely old enough to leave her home alone
This is how I moan and groan
To console from counting clones till cows come home
Society is a facade
That take advantage of people who don't believe in God
That only birth em to work em until they breathing hard
But this is just the undercard
Me, I′m more into being spoiled than in soiling my undergarments