Young Dad Songtext
von Hoffmaestro & Chraa

Listen fellow people ′cause I've got something to tell
I was at this club, right, it was bad as hell
I met this pretty lady, she looked sharper than a knife
I didn′t know by then she'd mess up my life
I said you've got it going, want to take it to my room
We jumped into a cab and headed for my home
Well there at my room she worked on my erection
Both were kind of drunk and horny and sloppy with protection
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don′t want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
Story number two, folks, listen to me rhyme
This girl was a Christian, damn she was fine
We dated for a month steady(?)givin me a boner
But this dude Jesus seamed to own here
One time the preacher out of sight
Trying to make a move there but something wasn′t right


She said I want a marriage, and kids is that so strange
Horny as I dog, I told her that could be arranged
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don′t want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
The essence of it all, folks, about to pass my lips
Think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips
Yet another thing that you need to bear in mind
Wear a gummie head or life might just treat you unkind
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don′t want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer