SACRAMENTO 12 STEP Songtext
von Hobo Johnson

God grant me the serenity not to drink during the King′s game
Somehow it's some sort of trigger now, amen

Hey
I′m over here sitting at a Sacramento twelve step
It sounds like a dance, I swear it's just a concept
Human beings need rules and guidance and each other
Let's get it

I′m over here pretending I got it all figured out
Waiting for my next manic episode to give me doubts
And I wonder, if I move, will it help me out?
Let′s fucking try it

Everything in its right place, y'all
And me and you together in the city with our crazy dog
Make me promise I won′t drink a drop of alcohol
For us, for you, for me

Right, I'm over here sitting at a Sacramento Al-Anon
Committed to the notion none of that was all your fault
I swear we′re humans living in this inhuman world
Hey


I'm over here sitting at a Sacramento twelve step
It sounds like a dance, I swear it′s just a concept
That human beings need rules and guidance and each other, yeah
Yeah, I'm over here sitting at a Sacramento Al-Anon
Committed to the notion none of that was all your fault
I swear we're humans living in this inhuman world
I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear

(Ooh) I′m determined not to drink my fucking life away
And I′m determined not to scroll through every anxious day
I'm determined to finally be who I want to be
Wow, wow, that shit′s hard as, ooh
And not to best but every single day
Of living with my fucking sad weird, sad brain
How come I always think that everybody hates me?
Since I've been eighteen, since I′ve been eighteen (Ooh)
Along the way, I bought packs of bad habits
And whole thirty racks of fucking acting like an addict
Fucking beer, porn, weed, screens, despair and-


I'm over here sitting at a Sacramento twelve step
It sounds like a dance, I swear it′s just a concept that
Human beings need rules, and guidance, and each other, yeah
Yeah, I'm over here sitting at a Sacramento Al-Anon
Committed to the notion none of that was all your fault
I swear we're humans living in this inhuman world
I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear
I′m over here sitting at a Sacramento twelve step
It sounds like a dance, I swear it′s just a concept that
Human beings need rules and guidance and
Each other, each other, each other, um

I was over here aiming for my ideal form
I got 4:00 a.m. drunk Frank knocking on your door
I'd really like to get better, be a bit more
It just drives you crazy living next to the store