If Pigs Had Wings Songtext
von Heywood Banks

If pigs had wings away they′d fly
Up into heaven oh so high
If pigs had wings away they'd soar
Up in through heaven′s golden door

Oh look up yonder
On the telephone line
Just snortin'and a gruntin'
It′s a flock of swine

If pigs had wings and birds had none
My windshield wipers could barley run

Snorting


When it′s hunting season on flying hogs
It's such a strain on my retriever dog
Above the lake
I shot one down
That hog swam off
My puppy drown

If pigs had wings
(Away they′d fly)
Away they'd fly

(Up into heaven)
Up into heaven
Oh so high

Sing like Dudley Dooright

If pigs had wings
Away they′d soar
(Up into heaven's golden door)

Up into heaven′s golden door

If pigs had wings