The Sunshine Man Songtext
von Herald's Goose

Peter was a forgetful fuck
He never really learned to drive
But one day he decided to cruise
Into that house with those shiny knives

Kenny was a ball of problems
Everything went to shit
So when he fell in the trash compactor
We weren′t sure he would fit

They don't think about their lives it′s all just a blur
Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs
While we sit here bitching and whining
Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining

Max was a German officer
He loved to use his blender
Oh god they're crossing the border
Greife den zeitreisender


Noods was shipping noodles
All across the world
He was also a shopping cart attendant
Hard to believe such a plot unfurled

They don′t think about their lives it′s all just a blur
Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs
While we sit here bitching and whining
Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining

Greyson was a babysitter
Who committed arson
It wouldn′t of been a problem
If he hadn't lost Carson

Wittman had an itch to scratch
It must′ve been scabies
In fact it was a fuck ton worse
It was cancer

Matt doesn't play the guitar
Nor the keyboard either
He has a hard time spelling
He′s really just a space eater


Alex fell down the stairs
It really hurt like fuck
He probably broke some shit
Aw shit he killed the duck

The little boy ran away from home
He was cool as a snowman
But in all reality he never touched a woman

They don't think about their lives it's all just a blur
Even though they′re all sober their words are just slurs
While we sit here bitching and whining
Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining