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von Herald's Goose

Hello and welcome to another musical history seminar
Today we will be our third installment about
Western Pennsylvania′s least competent people Herald's Goose

Since our last episode the world has ended
However the goose remains
Wittman on the Mic and Other Indoor Adventures was released
During the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic
Everyone contributed a song from their own houses
It sounded like shit


Then Herald′s Goose released The Good-Will Jesus
An ambitious two-part affair discussing war trauma death and religion
It was supposed to be a more mainstream effort
But as a result they lost all of their fans
Noodles Pete Caeden Matt Wittman and Alex then cried themselves to sleep

Unfortunately for the general public they also discovered a new medium
Video
They chose the song "Flat Meat" to accompany
Their first cinematic dumpster fire

I'm disappointed to announce that this will be
My final episode of Musical History Seminar
It has come out that I have committed several felonies
And my friend John from Austria will be filling in during my life sentence (Guten Tag)

I have regrettably spent my final episode
On the worst band of all time
I hope you're all fucking happy
Ladies and gentlemen
Herald′s Goose