I Was Jesus Songtext
von Hello Saferide

It was the second of spring and sunbeams had left the windows on all the houses
And I was Jesus, and I decided to come down to earth in the shape of a woman this time
And I was Jesus, and I went into the sea and I took two fishes and I turned them into millions
And I took two loafs of bread and fed a country with them
And I said do you believe me now?
Sorry they said before?????? down to pick up the fishes
And I was bitter for a while but I decided to go at it again


And I was Ghandi
And I went back to earth, in the shape of a woman this time
The river Ganges, it cleared my vision and I,
Well, I guess I woman again
I started my quiet friendly revolution
And they said: oh, a quiet friendly woman
Super rare
And I tried to convince them it's not a personality
It's choice and a belief
And would you give me credit for it and please follow me?
And they said: Speak louder, we can't hear you when we're screaming
You look nice now that you don't eat

And I was Martin Luther King
And I came back to earth in the shape of a woman this time
And I was both black and a woman so it was two fights to fight
I was burned out and well that was it

And I was Jesus
And I went back to heaven Easter Sunday
I said: I don't wanna go back
To earth

And mother said: oh Jesus, up til now you've been paying for Adam's sins
Soon is when the fun begins
Then she gave me a date for when this would occur