I Punched Keanu Reeves Songtext
von Hello Peril

Hello, hello, hello

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene
You could see in speed
I hit John Wick
And now I′m feeling so appealing
Basically, I'm a god
You could call me Hercules

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene
You could see in Speed
I′m tellin' you, for real
I punched Neo
He could duck bullets
But he couldn't duck me


I′m feelin′ so refreshed
The new sheriff's in town
Check the button on my vest
It′s Keanu with a bruise
Around the oculus
Now I'm just cruisin′ the metropolis
In my prime, like Optimus
Everything is half-full
I'm an optimist, haven′t done ish
Yet I feel accomplished

Best pugilist
Blessed with an iron fist
Strong enough to
Survive an apocalypse
Any summit I could be on
Any point break
I could surf with my Gui on
Take any fighter, any class

I'ma put you on your ass
Then, I'll pee on you peons
For eons and eons and eons
And eons, etcetera
Not a tall fellow
But nobody can measure up
And if you wanna feel similar to this
All I had to do was coldclock
An icon of cinema


Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene
You could see in Speed
I hit John Wick
And now I′m feeling so appealing
Basically, I′m a god
You could call me Hercules

What an excellent adventure
I wouldn't be surprised if
Keanu′s wearing dentures
I've got a high five
That can make a man die
I should be with the Justice League

And the Avengers
Taking out contenders with glee
Carefree, and as happy as can be, low-key
′Cause the only thing better than punching Keanu Reeves
Is the fact that his girl chose me

I bet you didn't think this was a love song
But the reason I′m at my pinnacle right now
Is I hit him in the eye
Then I became her guy
And her love has me feeling invincible
No doubt (oh)
Get it? So I don't think I'll ever jet it
Plus, he was a jerk

So I really don′t regret it
I′ll celebrate that day from now till forever
Or at least till the end of the credits, credits

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene
You could see in Speed
I hit John Wick
And now I'm feeling so appealing
Basically, I′m a god
You could call me Hercules

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene
You could see in Speed
I'm tellin′ you, for real
I punched Neo
He could duck bullets
But he couldn't duck me
(Yeah, whao)

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene
You could see in Speed
I′m tellin' you, for real
I punched Neo
He could duck bullets
But he couldn't duck me