Notes App Apology Songtext
von Heart Attack Man

Start it over
It′s come to my attention allegations have been brought against me
I know it's taken me a long time to respond, but here′s my story
From my perspective, I'm exempt from consequences
I thought I'd get away with it, but didn′t
So here′s my apology
I'm so sorry
Here′s a notes app apology

It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me
I swear to God this is not my fault, it′s a big misunderstanding
No one's ever told me I′m abusive and controlling
You sound crazy, no one will believe you
But here's my non-apology
I'm so sorry
You have problems with honesty


It′s come to my attention that everyone fucking hates me
I know it′s only been a week
Since you outed me, but I've been changing
I found God now, everyone thinks that it′s cop out
Cleansed me of all my misdeeds, redeemed and saved me
I found Jesus
Absolved me of my demons
I'll pray you heal from how I damaged you irreparably

It′s come to my attention allegations have been brought against me

I'm so sorry
Say it half-heartedly
I′m so sorry
Throw me a pity party
I'm so sorry
From leper's colony
I′m so sorry
Here′s a notes app apology