Park Beers Songtext
von Hayden Calnin

Man: ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker
What comes in bottles or in cans
Men: BEER!

Man: cant get enough of it
Men: BEER!
Man: how we really love it
Men: BEER!
Man: makes me think i′m a man
Men: BEER!

Man: i can kiss and hug it
Men: BEER!
Man: but i'd rather chug it
Men: BEER!
Man: got my belly up to here
Men: BEER!

Man: i cannot refuse a
Men: BEER!
Man: i could really use a
Men: BEER, BEER BEER!


Men: BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

Drunk man: i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad
Drunk father: (burp) thats my son the drunken manley stud, im proud to call him my bud
Drunk man: here, have some pretzels
Drunk father: no, i′ll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitz
Drunken man: ha ha ha

Men: drink with your family, drink it with your friends
Man: drink till your fat, stomach distends
Beer, is liquid bread its good for you
Men: we like to drink till we spew, ew
Men: who cares if we get fat
Man: i'll drink to that
Man: as we sing once more

Man: what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker
What comes in bottles or in cans
Men: BEER!


Man: cant get enough of it
Men: BEER!
Man: how we really love it
Men: BEER!
Man: makes me think i'm a man
Men: BEER!

Man: i can kiss and hug it
Men: BEER!
Man: but i′d rather chug it
Men: BEER!
Man: fill my belly up to here
Men: BEER!

Man: golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it
Do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me
Men: BEER!
Man: the most wonderful drink in the world, hooray!

(Burp)