I Wanna Baby Songtext
von Harry Hill

Mum I′m just going in the garden
Look out for dog muck
It's alright, I′ll be on me trampoline
My name is Chantelle
And i am fourteen
I got an iPod and a trampoline
Easy to find me
Know what I mean?
If I ain't on FaceBook
I'm on me trampoline
I got a Pitbull
And I like texting
And pretty soon
I′ll do the sex thing...
Chorus:
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
I wanna baby of my own
I wanna baby
I wanna baby


A baby and a mobile phone
I like Jordan, Kerry Katona
See ya later, I said I′ll phone ya
Love me boyfriend, like no other
He had his name down, for Big Brother
I wanna boob job, and when I'm fifteen
I′ll take my boob job, on me trampoline...
Chorus:
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
I wanna baby of my own
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
A baby and a mobile phone
I got ambition, don't want the Dole
No, I want a snog with Ashley Cole
Or Frank Lampard, or John Terry
Or just anyone who′s on the telly
I got a pitbull and a parrot
I got a fish tank, I don't like carrots...
Chorus:
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
I wanna baby of my own
I wanna baby

I watch Jamie (aww)
And I watch Gok Wan
I wanted Flat Screen, so I got one
If you saw me, It′s quite apparent
That I'm the fat one, off Britain's Got Talent
I got a big bag of Haribo
Me brother, he got an ASBO
Me mum has, got a fag on
Me dad has, got a tag on
Had a holiday in Corfu
Dad couldn′t make it
′Cos of his curfew...
Chorus:
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
I wanna baby of my own
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
A baby and a mobile phone
She's not called Jordan anymore she′s called Katie Price
You looking at my Pitbull?
[No]
You looking at my Flat Screen?
[No]
Is something wrong with you or what?
Chantelle, talk your dog out would ya?
But I did it last month
Ohh whats that awful noise? ohh turn it off
It's a baby!
I don′t like that I've changed my mind
I think I might go to University instead
I wanted a baby but I don′t want one now
I wanted a baby but I changed me mind
Mum, how do you stop it crying?