Never Going to the Bathroom Again Songtext
von Harry and the Potters

Usually, when people go to the bathroom
They come out relieved
But the last time that I went to the bathroom
Someone ended up bleeding

There′s a faucet that leads to a monstrous snake
That will turn you into stone if you look at it
There's a girl that′s been dead for fifty years
She lives in a toilet and has a crush on me (Weird!)

Sometimes, when you go, there's a gruesome troll
That will hit you with a club if you make it mad
Other times, you just try to take a bath
And that creepy ghost tries to sneak a peek (Weirder!)


Stay away
Stay away
Don't go to the bathroom
Stay away
Hold it in
There′s something weird going on in there!

Stay away
Stay away
Don′t go to the bathroom
Stay away
Cross your legs
There's always something weird going on in there!

So I′m never going to the bathroom again
No, I'm never going to the bathroom again
No, I′m never going to the bathroom again
No, I'm never going to the bathroom
Never going to the bathroom again!