Dustman Songtext
von Happy Mondays

It took three million years to meet Mr. Helpful
But now that I′ve met him I'm extremely doubtful
Are you healthy? Well, I just eat fruit
But I tell you man, it just don′t suit

Slimy bug eyed mung worm
At the bottom of the puddle
Lay on its back, talking twaddle
The bottom of the puddle

You're that big bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the puddle
Lay on its back and you're talking pure twaddle
It′s my turn now and there′s always a houseful
Saying the right thing is always a mouthful

It took three million years to meet Mr. Moonlight
To finally ask him, to put everything right
Do you know that? I bet you do
Do you need that? I am just like you


Slimy bug eyed mung worm
At the bottom of the puddle
Lay on its back, talking twaddle
The bottom of the puddle

It took three million years, now it's my turn to see, yeah
I gotta go back, I go fuck if you leavin′
Do you know that? I bet you do
Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you

Slimy bug eyed mung worm
At the bottom of the puddle
Lay on its back, talking twaddle
The bottom of the puddle

You′re that big bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the puddle
Lay on its back and you're talking pure twaddle
To make you more slimy, drink olive oil
It gives me pure headaches when you′re cooking with foil

Miserable

Do you know that? I bet you do (slimy bug eyed mung worm)
Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you (at the bottom of the puddle)
Are you healthy? I just eat fruit (lay on its back, talking twaddle)
But I can tell you man, it just don't suit me (the bottom of the puddle)


Living at the bottom
The bottom of the puddle
Mung worm at the bottom
The bottom of the puddle

Oh, do you know that? Well, I bet you do (slimy bug eyed mung worm)
Do you need it? Well, I′m just like you (at the bottom of the puddle)
Do you love it? I bet you do (lay on its back, talking twaddle)
Do you love it? Well, I′m just like you (the bottom of the puddle)

Living at the bottom
The bottom of the puddle